I can’t focus. I don’t know if it’s microplastics, long covid or because I pay $500 a week to live in a mould experiment.

This year I went to a rally dressed as Boba Fett and was bashed by both police and protestors.

I formed a parasocial relationship with a doordash chatbot

I lost all my crpyto trying to buy a mermaid skeleton

"His mind works like no other” ★★★★★ – Chortle (UK)

“Genius and insanity… a truly brilliant writer” ★★★★ – The Scotsman (UK)

"Book yesterday” ★★★★ – The Age

Winner – Best of the Fest – Sydney Comedy Festival 2025

Winner – Director’s Choice Award – Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2025

Winner – Piece of Wood Award – Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2023