
I can’t focus. I don’t know if it’s microplastics, long covid or because I pay $500 a week to live in a mould experiment.
This year I went to a rally dressed as Boba Fett and was bashed by both police and protestors.
I formed a parasocial relationship with a doordash chatbot
I lost all my crpyto trying to buy a mermaid skeleton
"His mind works like no other” ★★★★★ – Chortle (UK)
“Genius and insanity… a truly brilliant writer” ★★★★ – The Scotsman (UK)
"Book yesterday” ★★★★ – The Age
Winner – Best of the Fest – Sydney Comedy Festival 2025
Winner – Director’s Choice Award – Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2025
Winner – Piece of Wood Award – Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2023
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